How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light