How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.