What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.