What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.