What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.