How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.