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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.