How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!