What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.