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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!