All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Watts.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
Because he ate his pillow.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
It is always look but don't touch.
It swept with his girlfriend
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Because she couldn't stand him.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
A boyfriend.