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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!