How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.