How does an abortion doctor like his eggs?

Scrambled.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."