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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.