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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y