How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.