How does the executioner like his coffee?

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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