What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.