What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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He had tentackles.

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Nun

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You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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He did it for the

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She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Would you like fries with that

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Would you like fries with that?

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Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter