What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

Cause they always get hung up on trees.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!