How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.