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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.