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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.