How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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