How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.