How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.