How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.