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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.