How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.