How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.