Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Bingo.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Apparently not 8
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Because it's in tents.