Apparently not 8
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
My erection.
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.