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How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..