How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Who cares...

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Look a squirrel!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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A girl from Jersey.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls?

Garbage gets picked up.