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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A what?

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.