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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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