Peta Member Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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Peta Jokes More Peta Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him