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Peta Member Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Peta Jokes More Peta Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.