How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He....

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.