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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

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What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris