How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions