What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!

Previous Random Joke Next
Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin