What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.