How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)