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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

See Jokes More See Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!