What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!