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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!