Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Leftovers
A comb or a saw.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
