Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
About six and a half books.
Fold it in half!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
A comb or a saw.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*