What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh