What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.