What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four