Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.