Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!