Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.