What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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Broom-mates.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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Hansel and Gristle!