What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!