What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's go get Jobs.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.