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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.