Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or ...

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position