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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen