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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals