What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!